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=== Modification in Act II, Scene III, Romeo's line ===
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Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.
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Romeo, a young man of Verona.
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Juliet, a young woman.
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Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
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The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also Hamlet's father).
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Act I: Interview with the other side.
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Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.
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[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]
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The Ghost:
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You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
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between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.
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Juliet:
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Listen to your heart!
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[Exit the Ghost]
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[Enter Romeo]
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Juliet:
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Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!
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Act II: Determining divisibility.
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Scene I: A private conversation.
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Juliet:
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Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?
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Romeo:
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If so, let us proceed to scene V.
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[Exit Romeo]
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[Enter Hamlet]
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Juliet:
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You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!
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Hamlet:
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You are as lovely as a red rose.
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Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.
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Juliet:
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Am I better than you?
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Hamlet:
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If so, let us proceed to scene III.
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Juliet:
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Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
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nothing?
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Hamlet:
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If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
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Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.
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Juliet:
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Let us return to scene II.
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Scene III: Romeo must die!
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[Exit Hamlet]
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[Enter Romeo]
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Juliet:
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Open your heart.
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[Exit Juliet]
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[Enter Hamlet]
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Romeo:
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Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and a vile
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disgusting snotty stinking half-witted hog. Speak your mind!
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[Exit Romeo]
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[Enter Juliet]
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Scene IV: One small dog at a time.
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[Exit Hamlet]
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[Enter Romeo]
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Juliet:
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Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
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Let us return to scene I.
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Scene V: Fin.
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[Exeunt]
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